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korralegend: The amazing clean and detailed Avatar Family tree...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:08 -0400

The amazing clean and detailed Avatar Family tree will help you get to know the characters better.

It shows which relationships have been proven as fact on the series.

Source and hires here: http://rubionsoftware.com/project/misc/Avatar%20airbender%20family%20tree.jpg

９時間９人９の扉【ネタバレ含】by でぼー

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:20:23 -0400

９時間９人９の扉【ネタバレ含】by でぼー

chocopols: Teenage room part-1. Part 2 The first one is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:31:42 -0400

chocopols:

Teenage room part-1.

Part 2

The first one is literally me though

ladycabbage: heyfatchick: New post on Corpulent: OoTD No. 31 -...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:06:15 -0400

ladycabbage:

heyfatchick:

New post on Corpulent: OoTD No. 31 - This is more like it

http://corpulent.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/ootd-no-31-this-is-more-like-it/

OMG THOSE SHOESSSSS

AGREED

also that dress/shirt thing

im-a-kittycat: “So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:21:18 -0400

im-a-kittycat:

“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world”

- Jaime Moore, Not Just a Girl

This makes me really happy.

For one thing, this girl is adorable. For another, it’s really special that her mom picked this as a photo theme.

Neat :- )

fuckingrecipes: fangirlstarship: nerdamongnerds: sord: ukidok...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:12:23 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

The recipe made my bathtub slimy but it worked great!

drunkfeferi: darlingaradia: They look awful but SOMEBODY...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:46:58 -0400

drunkfeferi:

darlingaradia:

They look awful but SOMEBODY wanted photos ~~and i love that person so here they are~~

Don’t mind prototype crown #1 or the bangs I have to fix.

JES YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE

UNF I HAVE THE CUTEST BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

HOLY CRAP JESSSSSS :- 3

casteilnovak: mrfoob: blinktube: byle: bappletree: Hi, so...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:05:28 -0400

casteilnovak:

mrfoob:

blinktube:

byle:

bappletree:

Hi, so you probably have just scrolled through pages and pages of girls with tans and cute shoes. But I bet you won’t reblog this picture of my sim, Rae, who has been trapped in a bathroom stall for 12 hours because this girl won’t move. She hasn’t eaten & is socially deprived to the point where she has been having tantrums. I admire her strength & bravery <3 Rebagel if u have a heart.

This won’t ruin your blog.

im laughing so hard omg

iT SAYS REBAGEL HOLD UP REBAGEL

REBAGEL

i will ALWAYS REBAGEL.,. out of respecticals.

thecakebar: Peanut Butter Lava Cookies Tutorial {click link for...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:11:28 -0400

thecakebar:

Peanut Butter Lava Cookies Tutorial {click link for full tutorial/recipe}

grodus: i like this one

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:47:00 -0400

grodus:

i like this one

clubsecretreblog: YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO BE IN A TOTALLY...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:03:54 -0400

clubsecretreblog:

YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO BE IN A TOTALLY SECRET CLUB

no following to enter

just reblog

you will be messaged if chosen

no one will know who’s in it or who the creator is

DO NOT CHANCE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS POST

korraa: korraa: korraa: lets play how many more people are going to message me for the...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:11:35 -0400

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

THE BEST

creepyshowerkid: I feel like the problem with a lot of tumblr’s self-help ideologies is that they...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:08:15 -0400

creepyshowerkid:

I feel like the problem with a lot of tumblr’s self-help ideologies is that they pretty much never distinguish between “there are things you can’t control” and “nothing that happens to you is ever your fault”

I AGREE COMPLETELY

You need to take the blame for your mistakes, but not blame everything on yourself. It’s a fine line.

pastelpineapples: FINLAND MAPS

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:10:06 -0400

pastelpineapples:

FINLAND

MAPS

crayolagoddess: melisscellaneous: coinmate: thedavesofourlives...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:01:11 -0400

crayolagoddess:

melisscellaneous:

coinmate:

thedavesofourlives:

the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god

WHY IS HE A JANITOR

*gestures vaguely to post* the failures of modern capitalism

The fact that these are on whiteboards makes me irrationally angry

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE
SOME ASSHAT

WHO ERASES THESE THINGS
AND IT MAKES ME
WANT TO CRy

thumbcramps: hi guys! this is a comic i made for a final in my...

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:56:16 -0400

thumbcramps:

hi guys! this is a comic i made for a final in my comics in literature class. we had to do a research paper on a topic we’d discussed in class and then accompany it with a comic with a relevant subject. my paper was about hyper-sexualization of women in comic books, but i decided to broaden it out here as well as personalize it and make myself the subject and discuss something i’ve been subjected to in the convention circuit and on the internet as well as thousands of other women, as well as give a cue to thought about how the comic book industry as well as the video game industry and even just media in general (all of which are male dominated) push such ridiculous pressures onto girls and women.

also, it feels kind of silly to have to add this since i hope it’s obvious, but i am very aware that there are men that don’t subscribe to this attitude, and am incredibly grateful that these issues are brought to light to people other than the ones that are subjected to it.

anyway haha i have literally been staring at this for 9 hours i don’t even know which direction is up anymore. thanks for reading!!!

ailuroidea: *** Don’t delete the text blah you’re not that dumb...

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:25:36 -0400

ailuroidea:

*** Don’t delete the text blah you’re not that dumb ok ***

I’ve never done anything like this but I thought I’d give it a go. Basically lots of people complain about not having anyone to talk to or not fitting in on Tumblr and that’s stupid because everyone deserves friends and I love you all so I’m going to pair you up with another Tumblr user and you will be penpals.

Rules:

Reblog once

Must be an active blog

Have to be a nice person

Must contact your penpal on a regular basis (days)

You will have to be willing to give contact information to your penpal e.g phone number or Facebook name, nothing too personal unless you don’t mind giving that information

If you only like it I won’t count you

Must be patient, give me time to pair you all

I’ll message the url of your pair to you, and it’s basically up to you from there

If you aren’t satisfied with your penpal then let me know, I’ll try switch for you

You have until Friday to reblog and then I will take the weekend to pair you up (you may only get messaged on Monday because of ask limit)

General rules apply

:-)

This would be super duper neat.

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:24:46 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Photo

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:36:45 -0400

barack-o-llamas: hey neighbor

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:30:58 -0400

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor