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Posted 1 day ago

thegoldenwood:

sometimes you have to run on blind faith for a little while until you collect all your data points.

Posted 1 day ago

pseudophonic:

trailerparkpossum:

Tonight has been interesting.

Look what I did to Missy

I even got to smooch her face a bit

Posted 1 day ago

shameless selfie sunday

Posted 2 days ago

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

Posted 2 days ago

ratdentist:

This is ridiculous.

Posted 3 days ago

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

Well this is important

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Posted 3 days ago

I think I broke Harry Potter

sarellathesphinx:

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally…

Posted 3 days ago

kingcheddarxvii:

veryraresecrete:

i hate my Swedish heritage!!! i wish i was never even Björn

leave

Posted 3 days ago

Why can my computer stream breaking bad but my phone can’t load images on tumblr??
What is up with this wi-fi man