Posted 21 hours ago

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

the-robbery:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. HOLY SHIT. 

(Source: unabating)

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago
darthfar:

elderjulietvictoireholmes:

laconicllama:

zarggg:

env0:

aisleylikeszebras:

To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.

One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.

Why does no one teach us these things anymore?

I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.

I’m just a terrible person and the first thing I do with big books is break the binding.

This needs to be reblogged. Just in case this manages to reach someone who might in the future borrow a book of mine, and who might otherwise bring my wrath down upon them by mistreating said book.

darthfar:

elderjulietvictoireholmes:

laconicllama:

zarggg:

env0:

aisleylikeszebras:

To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.

One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.

Why does no one teach us these things anymore?

I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.

I’m just a terrible person and the first thing I do with big books is break the binding.

This needs to be reblogged. Just in case this manages to reach someone who might in the future borrow a book of mine, and who might otherwise bring my wrath down upon them by mistreating said book.

(Source: maloriebrooke)

Posted 1 day ago

Commission Info!

karamackie:

thelifestoryofkara:

Hi there, tumblr people! I’m going to start offering commissions! I am really proud of the art I’ve been making lately, and I am excited to be able to share it with more people and expand what I am drawing.

For fine art samples and commission info, see here

For cartoon and character sketches… here’s the info:

You can choose one of the following poses, which is the base price:

  • head/bust only: $2
  • torso and up: $3
  • full-body: $5
  • full-body with a more complex pose: $7

And one of the following color and background options, which adds on depending on the complexity:

  • Lineart only: no additional cost, just base price
  • Minimal color: +$1 to base price
  • Full color: +$3 to base price
  • Full color + a simple background: +$4 to base price
  • Full color + a full background: +$7 to base price.

This covers one person. Additional people can be added on. For full pricing info, see here.

Here are a few examples:

note: for a commission, I will scan the picture. These ones weren’t scanning well because I didn’t want to detach them from the spiral-ring sketchbook. I will for commissions.

Head/bust only:

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Torso-up:

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(the second one here is a head/bust, but it’s a great example of limited color)

Full-body:

image

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I will draw:

  • fanart
  • OCs
  • humans
  • humanoid creatures
  • nudity

I won’t draw:

  • from photos you don’t own (if it’s a cartoonized version of a photo you own, that’s fine)
  • furries/animals
  • sex/porn/etc

If you are curious if I will/won’t draw something, just ask. Chances are I will.

If you are interested, inbox or fanmail me!

Thanks so much :- )

This is my commission info for more cartoony stuff!

Hey guys, you should buy some cheap commissions from me! Just a little pocket change and a cool doodle could be yours! :- )

Posted 1 day ago

I wanna draw stuff but if I turn on the light my eyes hurt.

Posted 2 days ago

itsvondell:

dude theyre having a sale for you over here

Posted 4 days ago

latenightjimmy:

Last night we had a Guess Who character reunion, and everyone’s looking great.

[portraits by Lloyd Bishop]

Posted 5 days ago

Anyone wanna be friends on AC: New Leaf? My friend code is 3179-6641-1108, lemme know yours :- 3